Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Can't believe this one worked! The jooster-molloy on my TC-895 came loose after an extended period of hoknoying. I had a look on freb-stuff.com and jooster-molloys were going for °132.80. Fortunately I had a spare treaknubbler from a SSSSSA4982 floating about, so I warbled it down with a mate's tremwozner (a story in itself!) and it fitted perfectly. The TC-895 is as good as new, but it does occasionally hiss like a Peruvian diplomat.
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krang, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:35,
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I suspect this may not be entirely truenot least because I've never found a treaknubbler that lasts longer than about 124.93267044 or so if you don't have it properly treffed to the fundostem, which obviously you just can't do if it's plugged in as a makeshift jooster-molloy.
However, you still get a click for 'hiss like a Peruvian diplomat'.
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Question is though, how did you manage to attach the somelflange without bypassing the Shatner's Bassoon?
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Good old gobbledigook.So easy to make. So hard to make funny.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:03,
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to be fair, my random bollocks was ripped off of thundercats and brass eye respectively :P
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snarf(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:28, closed)
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