Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Variation on that themePlaster of Paris instead of cement, it is an old trick. Maybe mixed with peanut butter? Rodents love that stuff, it is still the best bait for mouse traps.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:24, 1 reply)
NaaahYou have to use a wedge of holey cheese (which, incidentally, is nothing to do with the Pope's foreskin), strategically placed underneath a handy ACME anvil you've strung up. You can also try and shoot at the vermin with your Blunderbuss. Foolproof.
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