Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Suffice it to say that as a Plumber and Gas Engineer, I utterly LOVE bodgers*.Not a day goes by that I am not reminded that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Over the last year alone the direct consequences of bodgers have been responsible for about 30% of my company’s income and about £12k in my pocket.
Long may utter fucktards with half a clue continue to pay my bills!
I LOVE AND RESPECT THEM ALL!
*but not the ones who ACTUALLY manage to kill people with their stupidity, only the half-arsed water-heads who don't quite manage it.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 20:37,
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The guy who came to service our boiler...... was talking about some of the problems he's had to fix.
Apparently he recently took a call from a guy putting in an outside tap with one of those self-cutting tap-kits you can buy - turned on his new tap and gas came out!
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:21,
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doesn't surprise me at all.some of the shit i've come across would make your fucking toes curl!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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