
If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
( , Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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First Mrs O'Reilly nicked it with the hair clippers while she was doing my barnet, it bled like fuck for a few minutes and then stopped. Then my shirt collar started rubbing against it and it sort of half came off, and finally, I woke up one morning and it had just fallen off in my sleep. Doctors? Fuck 'em.
( , Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)
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