Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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solutionYou need to decrease the tackiness of said duck tape. Try sticking it on the cat and ripping it off. If you repeat this twice you have a strip of tape that will have just the right amount of stickyness yet be just forgiving enough for you to indulge in any amount of rape fantasies.
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And will smell of cat.(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:56, closed)
AND you'll have that fetching 'clawed to ribbons' effect.(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:30, closed)
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