Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Monkeys
I dont know why, but Little Fluffy here does a good job keeping the monkeys away from the guavas thus avoiding to:
a) get a "pest consultant"
b) buy a gun to scare then away
c) destroy the environment chopping down trees to make home made catapaults.(there were lots I assure you)
Now the fuckers are content to stare from a safe distance.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 6:58, 3 replies)
Glass bunny eyes ...give dem monkeys dah Fear!
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Yes but,I bet the little sods are off with the marmosets nicking mandarins while the hippo is coming for your guava to go with the mango and apricot he has already acquired. If the parrots have got the packets painted on time the whole caboodle will go in!
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 7:59,
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