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If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Is your mum dead yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:23, 1 reply)
shambo
Why do you even bother you turd of hate, you have posted one shit story many years ago and now all you do is rather unfunny comments.

shambo you are soooooooooooooooooooooo





Like this story Albert have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:34, closed)
I just glanced at your last few weeks of b3ta posts
and nearly more than half almost all of them are aimed in my direction.

It's very flattering, but I'm afraid I'm not looking for new internet chums at the moment. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:37, closed)
Thats because
You are an idiot shambo and it is so easy to wind you up and troll the troll, you can't take your own medicine dr.

I know you find B3ta the best place to vent your frustration at the inadequacies of your life but at least if you troll, try some wit ball bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:39, closed)
Whimper whimper. Go and make a badge.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:40, closed)
Awww
Mr troll where for art thou bridge.

*don't you watch Jeremy Kyle around this time shambo?
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:42, closed)
'Wherefore' doesn't actually mean 'where'.
I was a bit confused as well, but it actually means 'why'. In answer to the question, I don't know why Mr. Troll is a bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:59, closed)
Thank you
for the correction Bats. I would answer your why he is like a bridge is because he is thick as two short planks.
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:19, closed)
thou means you
not your
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:08, closed)
I suspect thou art onto a loser trying to teach this one basic literacy.
But good luck and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:17, closed)
reading the responses is hurting my brain.
but if he is going to be a pretentious twat when he is insulting someone, he could at least get it right. He can't afford to look any more stupid.

How long before I get called a /talk nobber do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:25, closed)
About two minutes.
You /talk nobber.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:28, closed)
that was 3 minutes
and no trying to say that 3 minutes is about 2 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:30, closed)
I hate you, mum!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:40, closed)
YOU WERE ADOPTED!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:48, closed)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:54, closed)
shambo
Here's a game you might enjoy. It's called hide and go fuck yourself.

The only reason you are alive and talking is that technically it is illegal to kill you and put you out of our misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:33, closed)

Boring.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:43, closed)

DICK
(WLB ^CUNT, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:45, closed)
Is this shambo word association?
Great I will go for fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:49, closed)

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