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If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Because Fris my darling, your rubbish little tirade is on a par with shambos verbal bullshit that he spreads.

Albert at least has posted interesting stories, where as you fris my lovely have posted fuck all apart from bitchy little comments. Run along and play with your /talk friends you wanna be.


Here is some of your other oh so witty retorts www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=84644&board=qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:54, 2 replies)
Does Fris troll
wanna biccy as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:55, closed)
I have been bested by the search function.
Oh White Knight, how may I ever repent for my indiscrection?
Shall I fellate my fellow QOTWer for inane dullardry as well, and then demonstrate my superb link-clicking skills to prove my point that I, too, am a fucking moron for thinking I'm oh so very clever?

Does Emperor Fuckface want to learn what Trolling is before defending his retarded brethren when a fair comment is posted?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:06, closed)
fris
you are such a perfect puppet (or muppet) to kiss
the vagina of shambo.

Your little mad quote is so original (without using google searches for "witty retorts") and shambo now feels safe to spout shit when he is pulling your strings. xx

Have another biccy mongtard.
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:36, closed)
While I can't possibly fathom what drives you
I sympathise with your plight.
Go to bed, show your homework to your kids/parents, let them tell you how much of a gibbering wet fucking flannel of a person you're being, take the opportunity to get a fucking grip, and if you still feel need to berate me in the morning, just drop me a line and I'll deal with you directly.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:00, closed)
Damn straight.
How dare people post comments on a website that invites comments? Everyone knows that the Reply button is only there for show.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:04, closed)
It's political correctness gone MAD.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:14, closed)
MAD
Mutually Assured Dullardry
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:16, closed)
Oh, Mr. Coward, you are a one!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:20, closed)
Piss off, you.
The tip of my knife broke off, and I lost it in my vein.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:26, closed)
Don't you oppress me!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:27, closed)
Bastard.
I post on this website for sympathy, understanding and personal validation, and all I get is people taking the mick.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:31, closed)
Fuck off back to /qotw.
Oh ... oh right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:39, closed)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:40, closed)
Oh Hai Pfft
Please give me another cracker mummy. fris hungry for people on /talk to like.
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:37, closed)

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