Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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You sanctimonious prickYou brainfart about how dangerous your stunt was, 'cackling like a loon' and you get called out on it. Then you whine like we're taking the piss out of everyone here but no, I'm actually just calling you a fucking mong. There is no 'us', it's just you being the fucking tool.
Now go cut yourself a slice of cake, take a big breather, go stalk some teenyboppers, crack one off over them and come back when you feel better.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:00,
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I don't really care about any of this, but I'm becoming increasingly inclined to sellotape a lit Mr Muscle to your frisbee, you ridiculous manchild.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 1:01,
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TARANTARAAA!Midnight White Knight Hero AHOOOOOOOY!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:03,
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