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If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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That's about the size of it.
Except the OP's story was shot down purely because it's the story of an irresponsible chav prick setting fire to caustic soda in a crowded place. I only found out later that he had previous form as a creepy stalker.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:45, closed)
In fairness
An in light of other posts, and in fact in light of the post that started all this, I wouldn't have thought that a great deal of thought had gone in to it, ie I don't think he realised that it was caustic soda; more that it simply burned for longer than a can of Lynx (I'm a Right Guard man myself).

I'd say that the caustic (fnarr) reaction from other b3tans has probably made him realise that raining acidy death from above is not ideal.

Skim-read it originally and missed the bit about there being kids there. Silly sausage. I assumed it was just a bunch of pissed mates, Jackass-style.

I say save a little hatred for the 'organiser' who let it happen in the first place.

I think I just wasted 5 mins of my replying.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:29, closed)
Wasting time? On b3ta? Heaven forfend.
I suspect you're dead wrong about him learning a lesson though. He seems to take pride in being a moron. I quote:

"Thing is...
I don't mind notoriety."

A tragically common trait among the Jeremy Kyle generation.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:38, closed)
I've come up with some specatularly stupid comments/actions
but none that have been accompanied with such arrogance and derision as he showed.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:10, closed)
You're actually revelling in this brief moment of not being the most annoying adolescent on the b3tanet, aren't you?

I'd knuckle you on the head if I didn't think I'd catch Ultimate Lurgy.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:15, closed)

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