bum hairs
...not MY bum hairs per sé but other people's hairs that seem to come out of my anus.
Every so often like most men I like to have a good scratch round the back and its there I often find hairs protruding from my bumhole. Initially I thought they must be mine but on inspection its clear that they weren't...they were far too long and dark. After thinking about it and looking over at my sleeping Mrs who has long dark hair it became apparent that somehow Im swallowing her hair while asleep and its making its way, somehow, through my gut. Its a logical conclusion but you do question yourself, you really do.
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:17, 3 replies)

Or you've got an embryotic twin that you mostly engulfed in the womb
only leaving a small patch of scalp in your colon. Apparently with healthy hair follicles.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:33, closed)

erm
I take it he/she has exactly the same length and colour as my mrs' hair then?

E U G H

maybe its him/her that made me kill all those women
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:38, closed)

Probably Münchausens by proxy
She's pulling out a few strands to garnish your scran every mealtime for shits & giggles
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 22:52, closed)