Breeding? Pfft. Illogical.
I'll claim this one of behalf of my wife.

Long story short?

Third degree perineal tear during forceps delivery of Mini-me MK I.

A total arse ripper.
(EffinNitWit asks his tobacco where his whisky is, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:33, 4 replies)

I share her pain,
I once had a touch of constipation
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:41, closed)

grade IV - also hers not mine.
- took her weeks to get over and some serious reconstruction which means its never really been the same since :S I therefore know just how bad that is as a III is not that far away. All hellish no matter how you look at it. Compensation required though.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 21:17, closed)

A few months off and good as new.

Compensation? The medical staff were swift to recommend jewellery, after all, it was obviously my fault.

Tennis bracelet acquired. Buttsecks off the list.

Bugger.

And now she wants another one...

FFS.
(EffinNitWit asks his tobacco where his whisky is, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 14:05, closed)

Guess he ripped her a new one!
*sorry*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 14 Jul 2013, 23:33, closed)