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Mictoboy writes, "I once picked a spot on my cheek only for a half-inch long ingrown hair to coil out covered in pus."

How has your own body made you recoil in disgust?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:02)
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I beg you, stop posting this drivel.
It's excruciating.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 7:55, 2 replies)
Surely not even the primest bell ends of Club Dreary are actually reading them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:24, closed)
The only thing this utter tosh has going for it is that at least this knobend hasn't decided to turn it into a poorly-structured 'poem'.
Dr Who, I dun a poo
LOLOLOL, sausages are lol

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 8:36, closed)

Given that -ly is generally not hyphenated, "poorly-structured" is rather poorly structured.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 14:56, closed)
Right you are. Good-oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:40, closed)
I think this one does shit poems as well as shit prose.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 15:45, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 16:15, closed)
I have plenty more
where this comes from.

Poems too!

Ha ha.

I look forward to posting them knowing how much it upsets certain posters here!

Upset on the internet - cos of my shite!

Ha!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 19:41, closed)
I'm often upset by things I don't read. Derp.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 21:05, closed)
I didn't mean you
Dr Shambolic; the world doesn't revolve around you, you know!

I meant Monty who seems to be suffering real pain.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 21:11, closed)
I truly am.
Cos of your shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:38, closed)
Excellent
and encouraging.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:42, closed)
Ooh! Actual begging
Lick my shoes, boy.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 19:43, closed)

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