hairy
I have body hair to rival Chewbacca, especially over my back and shoulders. It mings....I seriously hate it, but there isn't much to be done about it.
Waxing....hurts like hell and is a two-person job. Shaving or using clippers works, but has its drawbacks - back stubble! After a few days, slipping off a t-shirt becomes like ripping off a giant bit of velcro.
(dave likes cheese, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 20:54, 11 replies)

Why put all that effort into getting rid of hair you'll generally never see in the first place (unless you have a neck which can turn through 360 degrees, like an owl)?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 21:07, closed)

Comedy gold.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:25, closed)

You need to leave the subject line blank and put your message exclusively in the body. Like this.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:32, closed)

Try standing in a big fire twice a week.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:13, closed)

Celebrate what you have, let your inner gorrilla shine.
Remember that every hair that sprouts below your head will inevitably involve the sacrifice of one of the hairs on your head.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:17, closed)

This too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:33, closed)

I had to log in to say I liked this!
Put it this way - the silverback gets to root all the lady gorillas.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 0:04, closed)

Let it grow
My boyfriend is really hairy and it's great. Every time I hug him it's like hugging a giant furry teddy bear :D
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:45, closed)

If you seriously hate it,
then get it waxed professionally.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:53, closed)

Imagine how much that would tickle.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 1:06, closed)

He rubs the lotion into his skin
www.boots.com/en/Inhibitif-Advanced-Hair-Free-Serum-240ml_1326448/
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 23:23, closed)