That's down to the zinc oxide - it's a good non-irritating anti-bacterial agent.
If you can't find Nivea nappy cream, Sudocrem will work just as well, or any other brand of zinc & castor cream for that matter.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 21:26, 1 reply)

Comedy gold.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:14, closed)

alright DOZERTRON!
That post needs 50 more words, a comedy "waveform" and absolute ignorance of how wave-based phenomena actually work.

For bonus points, make some kind of allusion to my imaginary bedsit.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:19, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:24, closed)

Oh man, it's just like the real thing.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:26, closed)