Another cure for stinky feet
This is apparently the way they do it in Brazil.

Basically, you need to go paddling, with bare feet, in a nice fresh cow pat.

The (harmless) bugs from the cowshit see off the smell-causing bacteria. Allegedly. Haven't tried it myself, but the wife's mother swears by it.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 10:31, 1 reply)

no cowpats round these parts
the only cow i've seen in months was fake and at the entrance to southport pleasure beach
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:12, closed)

That the grumpy old tart in the ice cream booth?
She's a bitch! 30p for syrup? robbing cunt!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:58, closed)

ha! no
got ice creams from rossi's free with the rock we bought. went there with 2 kids and a hundred quid, came back with 2 hyper kids, a headache and 6p.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:41, closed)