I wonder if you have the same problem as my Dad?...

Heavens to Murgatroid his feet used to honk! So badly so, that he finally went to the docs about it (after incessant nagging from Mumflake)

He was told that the problem was that sweat was being trapped within the layers of skin on the bottom of his feet. He was then given what was (IIRC) an alcohol based fluid in a dodgy brown botttle and was told to 'paint' it onto his rancid plates o' meat straight after he had dried off after a bath.

He did this, it worked a treat and it would last a while before he needed to re-apply the stuff. I also remembering him commenting on the strange (and apparently not unduly unpleasant) sensation of peeling huge chunks of dead skin from his soles.

Euw. I mean, I'm glad it worked for him and all, but just euw.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:42, 1 reply)

ah, i've tried something like that
it did not work :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:11, closed)

Ye Gods! You have my sympathies...

Nuke your feet from orbit - it's the only way to be sure...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:05, closed)

as they look and smell like they've been stolen from a corpse anyway
i fear they may reanimate and come after me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:19, closed)