I count nine posts there. By way of comparison, here are Shambo's long-standing obsessions with butter, lard, pasties, beer, and pie.

Only two results for dietician, though. And three for jog.

I mean, draw your own conclusions, but I don't think it's a massive leap of logic to state with some confidence that the tubby shut-in is fucking obsessed with stuffing his ugly flapping facehole full of all the calorific goodness he can carry home from Lidl.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:32, 2 replies)

I do like pies.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:49, closed)

who doesn't like pies
For the love of fuck leave pies alone
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:17, closed)

He seems to think liking pies and beer is an insult or something.
It's hard to tell with the Miseryblands. It also thinks I'm fat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:52, closed)

Liking beer and pies makes you normal
What sort of a freak doesn't like these tasty comestibles?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16, closed)

That's only the first page.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:11, closed)

If you search for shambo* there are literally hundreds upon hundreds at every hour of the night and day.
I'm kind of a big deal on the miserynet. He'll be up before 5 for another 18 hour world wide weep.

edit: 4:46am ... jesus
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:05, closed)

See.
Quarter to 12 your time till , well now - you guys have been wittering on about me.

Me - I had a wonderful sleep, thank you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:46, closed)