The broken teacup had me actually weeping with laughter on the tube.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:50, 1 reply)

I'm from Walsall, which was also JKJ's hometown
I tend to read it once every couple of years :)

I also like to think that the Blue Posts pub mentioned towards the start is the one that I used to live in (out of the five Soho pubs still to bear that name - though it's definitely the one refereced in Belle de Jour)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:59, closed)

Uncle Podger
cracks me up every time
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:48, closed)

For some reason that bit reminded me of the quote in The Machine Gunners.
When they strip the gun down, and it's lying in bits on the floor, and one of them says "Gi' it here, Ah'll sort it - ma da' cuild aye mend watches."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:02, closed)

where ya goin' now?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:25, closed)

Ta get the bogie!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:16, closed)