BooksWe love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors, and why they are so good. And while you're at it - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
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Real books can harbour bacteria, viruses and possibly pinworm eggsfrom the grubby butt scratching hands of children in their pages, some of which can survive a surprisingly long time (I mean the pathogens and parasites, not the children. Perhaps)
Far more frightening than that, they may contain ideas which are capable of migrating directly into your head and influencing your very thoughts.
Be careful out there.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:16,
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That...is the best cynical/phobic/scaremongering advice I've ever read.
Bravo! *doffs cap in Infidel's general direction*
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:56,
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