If I ever write a cook book on army food
I’m going to name it Boar and Peas. I’ll probably never write a cook book on army food though so budding military chefs feel free to use that one (for a small fee).
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:46, 28 replies)

Do the army eat a lot of boar?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:50, closed)

They did in the Boar War

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:55, closed)

Hey,
Boar and war rhyme.

He could be clever here. Instead of calling it Boar and peas, if it's an army cookbook he could call it 'War and peace'.

Fuck me, I'm a clever bastard.
(username failed moderation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:08, closed)

The what now!?

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:19, closed)

The Boar War
Christ, open a history book
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:41, closed)

You know, I've NEVER heard of "The Boar War"
...and I've read quite a lot of history books.
I bow down to your obviously immense intellect. Apologies.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:46, closed)

Obviously you haven't read enough
Taken directly from wiki

The Boar Wars (known in Afrikaans as Vryheidsoorloë (lit. "freedom wars")) were two wars fought between the British Empire and the two independent Boar republics, the Oranje Vrijstaat (Orange Free State) and the Republiek van Transvaal (Transvaal Republic).
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:51, closed)

Hmmmm
I feel the stupidity/trolling dilemma coming on.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:54, closed)

It was worth a shot

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:57, closed)

I'm guessing initial stupidity
now attempting to be passed off as trolling.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:59, closed)

Don't get angry just because you took the bait

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:02, closed)

*sigh*

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:04, closed)

Ooh, it's a retarded troll fight. My favourite.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:08, closed)

It’s like the special olympics
except everyone's a winner
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:15, closed)

And there is more parking available.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:17, closed)

NO, NO, NO
You've got to call it 'Noms de Guerre'. I insist.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:08, closed)

I don't often reply just to say 'Hahahahahah'
but 'Hahahahahah'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:09, closed)

Arf!

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:16, closed)

Loud chortle!

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:16, closed)

That
Makes me actually want to write a damn military cookbook just to steal the title.

Well played
(unclestinky, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:05, closed)

You could follow it up with a desserts one called 'The Tart Of War'

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:10, closed)

dessert warfare?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:15, closed)

"Adolf Hitler: My Part In His Trifle"

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:19, closed)

Brine Kampf
that's the best I can do sorry.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:27, closed)

To be honest, after Che's I don't know why we are even trying anyway.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:27, closed)

I hear he luft waffles though

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:28, closed)

I'd call it Pot Noodle for Dummies

(KarlToOnZ feels like crap on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:29, closed)

Cooking: Howitzer Done

( .Yeti., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:20, closed)