Books
We love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors, and why they are so good. And while you're at it - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
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Catch 22.
If you don't like it, you don't understand it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:35,
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I think you have to be the right age to read it
I picked it up when I was 15 and struggled for ages to get past the first few chapters, eventually giving up. Then when I was about 20, I was home from university and my sister had left a copy in the bathroom. Four hours later, my bathwater was freezing, my skin was shrivelled like a prune's ballbag and I was still frantically devouring page after page...
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:42,
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Oh Emvee, I thought you would be one of those I could rely on to get the joke...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:50,
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:(
I'm not very sharp today, sorry
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:53,
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B3ta seems to have fallen prey to an attack from the Anti-Joke Chicken this week.
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.Yeti., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:03,
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Thank you for the new signature, sir.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:04,
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I can't claim credit for this one, I'm afraid.
The Anti-Joke Chicken can be found
here, and you're actually the one who seems to get attacked by it the most.
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.Yeti., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:24,
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Hahahaha
I'd be proud if I wasn't ashamed that I didn't know about this before.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:25,
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If you DO understand it, you can't like it.
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TheColonel, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:56,
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Oh, touche!
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:05,
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Please don't tell me you're not dry anymore scarpe.
Please.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:14,
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Dry as a bone, son.
It's why people don't get my jokes.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:23,
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I once bought five thousand copies from amazon for $5 and sold them on ebay for $3.
I made an absolute fortune.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:17,
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Wasted on this lot.
/ac
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:01,
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Ha.
I got it, Milo, I was just waiting to see what happened.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:06,
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He becomes drunk and reticent and eventually leaves Atlanta forever.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:29,
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Although that doesn't explain why you walk 'round all day with crab apples in your cheeks.
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TheColonel, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:14,
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Because they're a better shape than horse chestnuts.
And I'm a cunt.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:14,
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T.S. Elliot
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K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:26,
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And how did the Chaplain change his name?
Can an Anabaptist do that?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 19:48,
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