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We love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors, and why they are so good. And while you're at it - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.
( , Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
We love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors, and why they are so good. And while you're at it - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.
( , Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
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I think you have to be the right age to read it
I picked it up when I was 15 and struggled for ages to get past the first few chapters, eventually giving up. Then when I was about 20, I was home from university and my sister had left a copy in the bathroom. Four hours later, my bathwater was freezing, my skin was shrivelled like a prune's ballbag and I was still frantically devouring page after page...
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I picked it up when I was 15 and struggled for ages to get past the first few chapters, eventually giving up. Then when I was about 20, I was home from university and my sister had left a copy in the bathroom. Four hours later, my bathwater was freezing, my skin was shrivelled like a prune's ballbag and I was still frantically devouring page after page...
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Oh Emvee, I thought you would be one of those I could rely on to get the joke...
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B3ta seems to have fallen prey to an attack from the Anti-Joke Chicken this week.
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I can't claim credit for this one, I'm afraid.
The Anti-Joke Chicken can be found here, and you're actually the one who seems to get attacked by it the most.
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The Anti-Joke Chicken can be found here, and you're actually the one who seems to get attacked by it the most.
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Hahahaha
I'd be proud if I wasn't ashamed that I didn't know about this before.
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I'd be proud if I wasn't ashamed that I didn't know about this before.
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I once bought five thousand copies from amazon for $5 and sold them on ebay for $3.
I made an absolute fortune.
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I made an absolute fortune.
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He becomes drunk and reticent and eventually leaves Atlanta forever.
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Although that doesn't explain why you walk 'round all day with crab apples in your cheeks.
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Because they're a better shape than horse chestnuts.
And I'm a cunt.
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And I'm a cunt.
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And how did the Chaplain change his name?
Can an Anabaptist do that?
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Can an Anabaptist do that?
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