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We love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors, and why they are so good. And while you're at it - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
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Catch 22.
If you don't like it, you don't understand it.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:35, 19 replies)
I think you have to be the right age to read it
I picked it up when I was 15 and struggled for ages to get past the first few chapters, eventually giving up. Then when I was about 20, I was home from university and my sister had left a copy in the bathroom. Four hours later, my bathwater was freezing, my skin was shrivelled like a prune's ballbag and I was still frantically devouring page after page...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:42, closed)
Oh Emvee, I thought you would be one of those I could rely on to get the joke...

(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:50, closed)
:(
I'm not very sharp today, sorry
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:53, closed)

B3ta seems to have fallen prey to an attack from the Anti-Joke Chicken this week.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:03, closed)
Thank you for the new signature, sir.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:04, closed)
I can't claim credit for this one, I'm afraid.
The Anti-Joke Chicken can be found here, and you're actually the one who seems to get attacked by it the most.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:24, closed)
Hahahaha
I'd be proud if I wasn't ashamed that I didn't know about this before.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:25, closed)
If you DO understand it, you can't like it.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:56, closed)
Oh, touche!

(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:05, closed)
Please don't tell me you're not dry anymore scarpe.
Please.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:14, closed)
Dry as a bone, son.
It's why people don't get my jokes.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:23, closed)
I once bought five thousand copies from amazon for $5 and sold them on ebay for $3.
I made an absolute fortune.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:17, closed)
Wasted on this lot.
/ac
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:01, closed)
Ha.
I got it, Milo, I was just waiting to see what happened.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:06, closed)
He becomes drunk and reticent and eventually leaves Atlanta forever.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:29, closed)
Although that doesn't explain why you walk 'round all day with crab apples in your cheeks.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:14, closed)
Because they're a better shape than horse chestnuts.
And I'm a cunt.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:14, closed)
T.S. Elliot
.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:26, closed)
And how did the Chaplain change his name?
Can an Anabaptist do that?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 19:48, closed)

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