Books
	
	We love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors, and why they are so good. And while you're at it - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.
	
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 Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
 
	
	All that glitters is not gary.
 	
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 The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:39,
	
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	lol
 	
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:44,
	
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	All that Jacksons is not Mic...
 	..wait, how did you build that joke?
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:50,
	
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	Leave Michael alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 	He is up in heaven with his 40 virgins now.
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 The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:55,
	
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	In Indiana, 40 males a year die before the age of 7,
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:58,
	
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	Wait - so Michael Jackson was a suicide bomber?
 	Perhaps I shouldn't have ignored that Conrad Murray trial after all.
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leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:01,
	
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	It was a conspiracy, Osama and MJ are living on a CIA protected Island somewhere,
 	ask the Goat, he will verify this.
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 The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:04,
	
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	You seem to know a lot about this Scarpe,
 	can you account for your movements when they died?
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 The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:06,
	
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	I was wrong, nobody died.
 	Apart from him, obviously.  The rest just got their bits touched.
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:21,
	
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	That's just ignorance
 	Shi'mownah.
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leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:29,
	
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