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(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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Not exactly a disaster, more " the most drunk I've ever been" but here we go
My 19th birthday - first one at university. It started out quite normally - a couple of beers, nothing silly. Then one of flatmates decided to make me a 'special' drink involving everything he could find in the kitchen. Cider, lager, vodka, blackcurrant. Garlic. Chilli. And other stuff I can't even remember.
I managed to drink a whole pint of this stuff before we headed off to the union club. Things are a little hazy after this. I know Aftershocks and further pints were involved, but only because I've seen photos.
Apparently we were eventually asked to leave because I kept falling asleep and threatening to throw up in a pint glass.
My next clear memory is waking up at 7 the next morning, semi-naked, curled up in my duvet in the corridor outside my room. I literally couldn't talk and I spent a good half an hour wandering around trying to find an explanation of my situation. Naturally I ended up knelt in front of the toilet bowl for what felt like hours, puking my guts out. But this was no normal vomit. Well, not all of it. In amongst the usual stuff were these huge white chunks of something. I assume it was some sort of stomach lining but I'm still not sure to this day. I couldn't even smell alcohol for the next week or so without retching.
A lot of other stuff happened that night apparently, involving nakedness and more vomitting, but I have no memory of it at all.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 4:04, Reply)

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