Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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I'm boring and don't drinkBut my friends do!
A couple of months back, we were doing a shot run of a play that I'm in. Basically, every time you miss a line, you take a shot. (I had to take a shot of lemon juice for every missed line. I learned my lines reaaaaal quick)
So I'm talking to this one guy, John, who really messed up his lines badly, and was quite drunk. But then, a revelation!
"I've completly figured out my character!" he cries, (shakily) rising to his feet.
"Really?" says I. "Let's hear it."
"I," he declaims "have a BIG FUCKING BOAT!"
He spent the rest of the evening dancing like Spiderman.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 5:08, Reply)
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