I Have 2 Stories
1st off it was the first time i drank vodka and i was in a cold southampton graveyard drinking with some friends. i drank a whole litre of the stuff straight telling myself it was shit and wasn't working. 10 minutes later my legs stop working and i fall over. my friends drag me to the social club near the graveyard and try saving my life by
a) sitting me on a chair (which i fell off)
b)tried giving me water to drink (which ended up inside my nose)

i got taken to hospital and apparently had my stomach pumped which was a lie because i was puking luminous green vomit all the way home.

2nd story happened recently i just gave up being sober and looking after my friends so i got wasted in a shit hole known as "The Dungeon" in southampton (if you have ever been there you will no what im talking about next)

i drank so much i needed to puke. i ran to the toilet and saw a friend who looked at me and was about to say something but i puked all down his leg. busting into an unused cubicle i st on the floor but passed out for 3 hours only to be awakened by the bouncer asking me if i was ok.
( Mr. Street, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 6:50, Reply)