ugh, vomity fountain
new years 2000 - pissed through the letterbox of the house i was partying at

new years 2001 - drank 3 litres of cider, tripped over myself and knocked a widescreen TV onto myself. i was sat hunched over on the floor being squashed, and i just kept mumbling "why's my back so heavy"

same night vomited the 3 litres of cider back up into a shower and then attacked someone with a lit sparkler

more recently - in the dankest club of all time blind drunk. i was stood by the bar talking to the barman and being sick on my feet at the same time. also i was sick in the toilets on the same night and when i flushed the sick blocked them causing the whole floor of the toilets and bar area to become flooded inch deep in sick/piss water. don't remember very much of that night at all, still more though than...

two weeks ago, same club - i walk in the entrance, then i'm at a garage asking a woman if i can see her hot lips, then i'm back in the club being sick on stage, in front of everyone, then i'm laying on the toilet floor, then people are screaming, then i wake up in bed with my clothes on

i will never know what really happened, because no one else can remember either

apparently there was sick all over the front garden but next doors cat ate it
(John Doe, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 9:45, Reply)