I hate being the only drunk person!
During one summer I went to visit a friend of mine who was having a baby. Her and her partner were having a small bbq in the back garden for some family and friends. It started out really well.
My friends partner is about 6'4" tall and I am about 4' 11", this still didn't stop me going drink for drink (very large Vodka sea breezes, with a good few gin and tonics thrown in)with him. After emptying the litre bottle of 50% proof vodka and half a litre of gin, I decided that it would be a great idea to go to sleep in my friends bath, only to be found singing Morrissey songs 30 mins later.
I then decided to get a taxi home.
I had to be fireman lifted to the taxi, which I then got to stop at about 100 yards from my house, as I had decided to walk! I paid the driver all of the money I had in my purse (about £60 for a £10 journey, then proceeded to fall over, grazing the one side of my body entirely and crawl all the way home, I must add that it was only about 8pm. I emptied the entire contents of my handbag on to the front lawn, left my keys in the door and the door wide open, my handbag outside. Marched up to bed fully clothed and shoed. My boyfriend at the time had to call his mom because I had apparently stopped breathing for a good while.
I woke up in the middle of the night, went to go to the toilet and walked in to the wardrobe, banged my head and just lay there for the rest of the night. Then next day I went to work still drunk and when asked what happened to my face I told them that I was attacked on the bus journey home the day before.
I do have some more stories, but too many people I know use this site and they might be upset. I have done some very bad things when drunk...........very bad...
(DirtyChurch, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 10:44, Reply)