this has become known as the 'infamous vodka incident'
OK, so I hadn't had any food since breakfast apart from some hula hoops and a milky bar, and drank one of those half-size bottles of vodka in about 20 mins. These are the bits I remember.

1) managing to bet two of the girls a shot of vodka each that they wouldn't lick my dick. i lost, so that was definitely the high point of my evening.

2) my freinds bet me I wouldn't run outside naked into the road. this time i won. they shut the door of course, so i was out there for a bit.

2) chasing emma naked (me not her) round the lounge and trying to spank her.

3) puking on the lounge floor. being partially dressed by someone.

4) head balanced on edge of toilet bowl. apparently i was there for a couple of hours.

5) being put in bed with a naked dan. not fun. he tried to cuddle me in the night coz he thought i was a girl, so i had to elbow him.

was piss-ripped for ages over this one, but i just remind them that i don't give a fuck and I wasn't the one who licked my dick. I win!
( wingphil, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 11:04, Reply)