Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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I once went out drinking in Edinburgh....left the club to move on, but in my wisdom* decided to nip up a back street for a quick jimmy riddle... As most men do, I was calmly farting away when I followed through!!
Never has such panic engulfed me. All my mates were waiting for me... so I legged it up the alley and hid until they had gone. Explaining this to my mates the next day was not amusing... well for me anyway....
*NOTE: to use wisdom, you must first have some!!!
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 11:21, Reply)
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