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We want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.

(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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I do not normally
get sik when I drink, but when I do, I do it in style.
I had just janded in my notice, and decided to celebrate with a bunch of mates. In about 2 hours I downed 10 double vodkas, then we decided to go to the local wine bar, where I think I went through about a bottle of wine in 1/2 hour. As I started to feel sick, I decided to make my way to the toilet upstair, unfortunately I was not quick enough and started being sick on the upstairs landing, and then managed to slip , and fall head first into my own vomit. My assistant who was in the loo at the time, had to clean me up, then decided that since I was in no state to go hom e on my own, she'd sleep at her place. So off we went to the station. I spent the netire journey talking to people, to this day I do not know what I told them. We got to her place, and she had to help me undress and get into bed. The following morning, I had to sneak out at 6 am, in order to go home and get changed before going to work. When I got there everybody knew about it, thank god I left 3 weeks later.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 11:25, Reply)

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