Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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on the night of the superbowlI went out with my team-mates (i play for the Derby Uni American Football team) to a bar we'd hired.
Well, as you can probably imagine, after the 4 hour odd game we had consumed plenty of pints, shots and the beer funnel had too seen much action. Someone then decided it'd be a good idea to play 'covert slaps' (a game where the object is to slap someone clean round the face, sneaking up on them like your a ninja) - and in honesty i shouldnt have joined in, because it got me riled.
So walking home in my state of incredible drunkenness i decided it'd be a good idea to pick up a traffic cone and throw it at every Debenhams window on the main street.
5 mins later cue flashing lights, sirens and a pair of handcuffs with my name on them.
So a night in the cells ensued, followed by a caution in the morning by PC Plod (fight the system!!).
And endless ribbing by my teammates, which has now earned me the nickname OJ, as in OJ Simpson...
sorry for length guys!
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applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 11:57,
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