Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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St Patricks Day 2004So I venture to my local after work, and start drinking Guiness at about 5.30. So the offer of the month is 'Buy 5 Pints of Guiness, get the sixth free' and also being St Patricks Day, you get a free Guiness hat after 5 pints.
By 11pm, I have two hats, have drunk 13 pints and this means I've also drunk the most in the pub, meaning I get a Guiness Flag (it's pretty BIG.)
So off to the train station I venture, get home, dump all my work stuff get into bed...suddenly I need to go to the toilet, so I get up, and have already started pissing myself by this point (wouldn't YOU after 13 pints!?) I go to my cupboard for some reason, pull my boxers off and piss in the cupboard. Wake up in the morning and remember nothing, until I smell the piss, look pver to where it's coming from, notice a huge wet patch, and a pair of soaking wet pants...blunder.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 12:24, Reply)
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