Road Sleeper
I used to start an evenings drinking by starting it off with 2 or 3 pints of 'Blastaway' (bottle of diamond white/bottle of Castaway alcopop) and then go and drink 5-6 pints of lager.

Anyway, my mate Keith and I went out after the usual start-drinks and then got plastericated at some crappy club in Leicester where I lived at the time. Walking home we passed a 'Burmah' garage and nearly pissed ourselves when we realised it spelt Hamrub backwards. On getting near the house I fell over and couldn't get up. I woke up to a Taxi driver shouting at me. I had fallen asleep in the middle of the road, Keith had gone inside the house which was 20 feet away. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, it was snowing and there was 4 inches of snow on the ground.

I got Keith back a few weeks later when I shaved one his eye brows off and wrote 'Jane 256994' on his forehead in permanent marker when he ahd passed out at our house after a big night out. His girlfriend Gemma loved that.
( Toma_o, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 12:39, Reply)