one of my old housemates had a tendancy to do funny things or things happen to him whilst drunk including:
there was the incident of covering himself head to toe in tin foil at 2 am waking his us all up by knocking on our doors and shouting "I AM YOSHIMITZU" (tekken character).

on another occasion he forgot his front door key one night so tried to get in the house by climbing through the front room window (a bedroom), he got stuck halfway through, housemate was in bed, going for it with his girlfriend and sees him trying to get through. jumps out of bed naked and goes out the front door, drags mate out of the window and into the house whereby he is pinned to the floor by naked housemate whose girlfriend assists in pulling down mates trousers and then has a hoover applied to his genitals as a punishment for interrupting them and trying to beak into the house
( raw-edge, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 12:43, Reply)