Not fun!
Ok a few years ago me and my man were living in a shared house with 2 of his mates. My parents were visiting for the first time and were looking forward to meeting all my new friends so off we pootled to the pub. Now I have to point out that my Ma and Pa have their own pub so are no stranger to drunken idiots and drunken idiot daughter and all her mates. We were all on edge as this was the first time they were to meet my boyfriend and had already stated a very strong case for not liking him (something to do with leading their daughter astray)

So everyone was buying lots of drinks to break the ice and unfortunately my flatmates girlfriend got a little shall we say tipsy. Later that evening she got thrown out of a nightclub and ended up on our door step. Being the caring person I am I put her in her boyfriends bed to await his return and tried to get back to sleep.

At around 4 I was woken up by lots of commotion so I staggered out of my room to see what was going on. It appears that after she went to sleep she lost control of all her faculties and messed the bed. She had woken herself up by also being sick at the same time and at this point was trying to hide the evidence before her other half got home.

In her drunken state she decided the best way to do this was to flush everything down the toilet the dress she was wearing and the duvet!!!!

So there I am at 5 in the morning mopping up god knows what intime for the parents to come round at 7. Luckily the saw the funny side (I don't think she did) and spent lots of time winding her up.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 19 Mar 2004, 13:37, Reply)