superpowers revealed
Spring break in Key West, Florida:

We all got severely plastered and went out to the local bars (all of them). I managed to lose my friends and was walking home when the police car pulls up and stops right in front of me. I was perplexed because I was just an innocent pedestrian walking home, so I started to walk around the police car.

The cop gets out and arrests me for some reason, puts me in handcuffs and puts me in the front seat of his patrol car (the back seat was full). Next thing I know I'm walking down the middle of a street about 3 miles away... without my shoes. Luckily, the handcuffs were also gone. I spent hours trying to find my way back to where we were staying.

The only evidence that any of this happened was my missing shoes, and the totally black soles of my feet.

Several similar instances have led me to believe that I have superpowers that allow me to disappear whenever I'm stopped by the police. "Wonderdrunk powers activate!" It hasn't failed me yet.
( kingoffools, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 14:52, Reply)