Brain FadeFreddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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Lager helps brain fadeA pearoast
I made my way home after a night out at a local club, I had partaken of much as happy water as was possible and still be able to walk the two miles home.
My flat mate came home from work at about 6-30 am, finding me asleep in front of the TV he woke me up with these words
"what ya doin ere mate"
This is when reality dawned on me. I had walked at least a mile and a half further than I needed. I had moved out the week before.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:54, 1 reply)
I'd wake you with the words "perhaps I should take your door key from you".(
Pig Bodine., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:39,
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