If you’ve never done this you’re not human

The kitchen sink is blocked. So you put a bucket under the U-bend, remove it and catch all the water, clean the greasy crap out of the U-bend, and pour the whole lot down the sink.

I’ve done the stock thing to. There’s that lovely moment of befuddlement while you look at the chicken carcass in colander thinking “What was it was going to do with this?.....Oh Bugger!”

edit. Ah! beaten to it.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:30, 3 replies)

i'm human
but i call a plumber
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:51, closed)

So you say

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:49, closed)

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. "

I think I'm up to 16/21.

Just need a pig, and I can knock off another 3.
(speedevil, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 1:34, closed)