Brain Fade
Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
( , Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
( , Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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Shortly after leaving home, age 17.
Scene 1:
Most of the day spent lolling about in front of an uninspected gas fire in my unhygienic, government-sponsored flat, smoking heroic amounts of sensimilla*.
Scene 2:
Regaining consciousness, lying face down in the unheated hallway. Arms by my side, wondering why I was banging my face repeatedly into the roughly-carpeted floor. The more agitated I became about my preposterous behaviour, the harder I slammed my face into the floor. A couple of minutes and one very broken nose later, I properly woke up and decided it was time to stop injuring myself.
I think this might have been my first, and hopefully last, fit. I wouldn't recommend it.
*yes - I'm that old
( , Fri 22 Mar 2013, 0:39, Reply)
Scene 1:
Most of the day spent lolling about in front of an uninspected gas fire in my unhygienic, government-sponsored flat, smoking heroic amounts of sensimilla*.
Scene 2:
Regaining consciousness, lying face down in the unheated hallway. Arms by my side, wondering why I was banging my face repeatedly into the roughly-carpeted floor. The more agitated I became about my preposterous behaviour, the harder I slammed my face into the floor. A couple of minutes and one very broken nose later, I properly woke up and decided it was time to stop injuring myself.
I think this might have been my first, and hopefully last, fit. I wouldn't recommend it.
*yes - I'm that old
( , Fri 22 Mar 2013, 0:39, Reply)
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