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Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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Fun with Alzheimer's
As she shot triumphantly through her late nineties, my grandmother started having increasing memory problems. One day she said to me "I don't remember things very well any more. Mind you, it means I get a lot of nice surprises."

The old girl made it to 101, classy to the end.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:15, 3 replies)
I'd have given her a nice surprise.
If you know what I mean.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:17, closed)
You should never joke about Alzheimers.
Someone on here did once and it went horribly sanctimonious *


* Funny as fuck mind, well worth a read. Highlights include blackened ham and jizz hands!
(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:46, closed)
Well if any self-righteous chuggers want to stick their oars in
they can just fuck off right back to Malham.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:19, closed)

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