Brain FadeFreddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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Power cutMe and Mrs duck were scrabbling around trying to get some light I had managed to find a candle but couldn't find a lighter. Then I had a good idea and started scrunching up a torn bit of newspaper
"what are you going to go with that?" asked Mrs Duck
"I'm gonna light this in the toaster" said I
"you really are a prick aren't you?" said my beloved
"ahhhhh yes I see"
(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:49, 1 reply)
that reminds mepower cut years ago, got the candles out and was wondering why they were melting so quickly.....realised we'd placed them on top of the gas fireplace..
(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:44, closed)
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