I knew a bloke who accidentally walked passed a bunch of schoolgirls with his cock out.
He was on the way to the pub and the pupils were all being let out of school for the day. He was oblivious to this until fellow punters asked him what he was playing at.

Same bloke pissed himself on a bar stool. He went to the toilets to clean himself up. Someone followed him in five minutes later to find him stark bollock naked, drying himself and his now drenched clothes (as he'd thoughtfully washed them in the sink) under the hand dryer.

Alcoholismlols.
( Pig Bodine., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)