Think of the cat...
If I let the cat out of the back door of the house I normally lock the back door afterwards, simply for security. The missus will always say "You can't lock the door, the cat's not going to be able to come in now!" even though he can't use the door handle because he's a cat, not a human. I've tried explaining this to her numerous times but I may as well be talking to the cat. PS we know when the cat's back as he knocks the door, the cheeky meowing mong, although he does actually say thanks when you let him in (he does this grumbly purr as he sucks my cock with gratitude).
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:42, 10 replies)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 8:51, closed)

I miss the Steve Macdonald thread.
A gurn for every answer.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 9:30, closed)

QOTW is no longer worthy of being Macdonaldededed.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:01, closed)

:(

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 15:12, closed)

But Jim Carrey?
Really? That's the best you could come up with?

Sad times...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:22, closed)

I NO RITE/
He could have re-posted an unbelievably dull story about some shit that nobody thought was funny the first time around.
(gaycunt is a gay cunt, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:32, closed)

Or just posted a single word
like "alright" or Cheers" or even gone the whole hog and said "star wars".
Right?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 19:08, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 19:21, closed)

I'm sorry to say this jecci old boy,
Because you seem a sound old fruit, but you've clearly married a fucking moron.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:09, closed)

It's a sad day when confessing to being a filthy, cat fucking, furry,
can go without comment.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:21, closed)