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Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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After filling up with petrol..
..I returned to my car, got in, put my seat belt on, put it in gear, released the handbrake, gently raised the clutch and... nothing happened. I hadn't bothered to start it.
(, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 15:45, 7 replies)
Is this a Star Wars reference?

(, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:34, closed)
I hope so.
God help us all if this is intended to be an amusing anecdote.
(, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:46, closed)
Maybe it's the bit when the stormtrooper bangs his head.

(, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:50, closed)
And then Trigger does a double take.
Priceless.
(, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 19:11, closed)
IT'S NO LONGER THE SAME BROOM!

(, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 19:16, closed)
I liked it when they talked about the nora batty mit der big boobies

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, closed)
And then Blackadder says
"Your brain is so small, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked open your head, he wouldn't have enough to cover a small water-biscuit!!!!!"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:35, closed)

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