in which smash monkey sees the light
many years ago, i decided to leave the family home and get my own place. as i was still a teenager, this meant somewhere i could get pissed and stoned with my mates, without anyone complaining.
one particular night, me and my mate sonia had partaken rather heavily of k cider and were resting on my floor. suddenly, i realised that i had 20 smokes, but only one match left! not only that, but the shop was shut!
"what can we do?" asks sonia.
"i know!" says i, "we'll light a candle! that way, we can light our ciggies on that!"
"we can't!" says sonia, "we've got no matches to light the candle, soft arse!"
"no worries, i'll just light it with my lighter"......
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)