
Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
( , Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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My great-grandmother moved here from Ireland, long time ago. Family legend has it that she went shopping one day then, when getting a taxi home, forgot her address.
Apparently after "driving around for a while to see if she recognised anything" she told the taxi driver "take me to the pub and see if anyone there knows where I live"
:D
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 13:41, 2 replies)

After a 15-hour hitch into darkest (I mean it) Wales to look for "Jim" (that's all we knew his name to be), at about midnight my mate's rather wonderful idea was to go into the local pub and ask if anyone knew him.
Someone did, and gave us a lift to his house.
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 13:59, closed)

with a hotel receptionist in Hamburg.
"May I help you sir?"
"cant member whish room im in"
"Zat is no problem, vat iss your name please?"
"Huh?"
"tell me your name, unt I vill look up ze room number"
"Uh. I'll be over there on the sofa. Gnite"
( , Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:55, closed)
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