Only this morning, I ransacked the house and car for my phone. No sign.
Sped over to work in the banger in case it was there, no joy. I suddenly remembered the Find iPhone app and set it off on my iPad. The iPhone was apparently at home.

Hurtled back, followed the Found tone, lifted a sock off my bed and spotted the iPhone underneath.

I'd unplugged it first thing as usual. It was on silent for some reason. And under a sock.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:34, 3 replies)

I've got the 'under a sock' app.
Too many push notifications though.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:22, closed)

I may get that one

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:08, closed)

My nokia brick has none of those bells and whistles.
But the number of times I've had to dial my mobile number from the landline is kinda embarrassing.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:36, closed)